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 Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.

 It’s better to cry than to be angry because anger hurts others, while tears flow silently through the soul and cleanness the heart...

I’m not a virgin, my life fucks me every day.

Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.

Being “Single” is My Attitude!

 A good mood is like a balloon, one stupid little prick is all it takes to completely ruin it!

 Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.

 Sometimes I get road rage just pushing a shopping cart in a supermarket.

 Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

 “Whatever you put up with is what you end up with. You can only expect from the world what you accept from other people.”

 “Sure, I’ve made mistakes. That’s because life doesn’t come with an instruction manual. It’s a “learn on-the-job” kind of thing.”

“People today are so fake. If you check the back of their necks, I’ll bet you’ll find a tag that says “Made in China”.

 “I found your nose. It was all up in my business again. Please keep that thing on a shorter leash.”

 “I really don’t need to explain myself. I know I’m right.”

 “I’m so sorry I took our long nights, laughs, inside jokes and sweet texts for you caring. I’ll be sure to think twice before I waste my time again.”