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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.W. C. Fields

Winning, What Matters, Doe save quote report   When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.George Burns

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.Helen Rowland

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.Jay Leno

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.Earl Wilson

 I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.Bill Hicks

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.Warren Buffett

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.” - Woody Allen

I am a candid interview and I have a dark and dry sense of humor - a very Canadian sense of humor and I am only learning now stupidly that you can't read tongue. When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.Michael Buble

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.Elbert Hubbard

  

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.Walt Disney