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  A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.Steven Wright

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.Billy Connolly

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.Ronald Reagan

Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child's tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It's not funny and it's not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn't the least bit funny.Ben Stein

 The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.Anonymous

The funny thing about directing is that you have your own opinions, but it's a collaboration. Directing is a group effort. Even though you might think something works, the smartest thing you can do as a director is try and weigh the opinions of the people around you.Chris Evans

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.Dave Barry

I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.Anonymous

I'd take a nerf bullet for you.Anonymous

“Harry Potter isn’t real? Oh no! Wait, wait, what do you mean by real? Is this video blog real? Am I real if you can see me and hear me, but only through the internet? Are you real if I can read your comment but I don’t know who you are or what your name is or where you’re from or what you look like or how old you are? I know all of those things about Harry Potter. Maybe Harry Potter’s real and you’re not.” - John Green

"And they'd love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in.” - J.K. Rowling

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.George Burns

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.Margaret Mead

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.

“Adrian, I'm on a date. Why are you here? On my car?” - Richelle Mead

“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.” - Groucho Marx