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I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.

 Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. - James Thurber

  

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. - Reba McEntire

“If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up.” - Charlaine Harris

“That sounds terrific, thought Cary, just you, your comatose wife your shell-shocked son, and your daughter who hates your guts. Not to mention that your two kids may be in love with each other. Yeah, that sounds like a perfect family reunion.” - Cassandra Clare

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.Jane Wagner

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.Theodore Roosevelt

 If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.Ron White

 Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. - Oscar Levant

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.Abraham Lincoln

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.Reba McEntire

“She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.” - Rick Riordan