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There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.Helena Rubinstein

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.Orson Welles

Buy real records in real shops, or I'll come round your house and scream at your mother.Ian Gillan

“Homework is not an option. My bed is sending out serious nap rays. I can't help myself. The fluffy pillows and warm comforter are more powerful than I am. I have no choice but to snuggle under the covers.” - Laurie Halse Anderson

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.Jim Carrey

Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!Anonymous

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.Prince Philip

There are five stages in the life of an actor: Who's Mary Astor? Get me Mary Astor. Get me a Mary Astor type. Get me a young Mary Astor. Who's Mary Astor?Mary Astor

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.Oliver Herford

“Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.” - Holly Black

Ignoring fame was my rebellion, in a funny way. I was insistent on being normal and doing normal things. It probably wasn't advisable to go to college in America and room with a complete stranger. And it probably wasn't wise to share a bathroom with eight other people in a coed dorm. Looking back, that was crazy.Emma Watson

 Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. - Albert Einstein

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.Will Rogers