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Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.Moliere

You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.Jimmy Demaret

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.Fats Domino

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat.Remedios Varo

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.Winston Churchill

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.W. C. Fields

 The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around. - Thomas A. Edison

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.Clint Eastwood

 Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.Joan Rivers

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.Robert Frost

There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.Jeff Garlin

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.Anonymous

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. - Margaret Mead

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

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