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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Will Rogers


Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. - Will Rogers


   
 Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard

I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” - Phyllis Diller

 Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.George W. Bush

“Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.” - Suzanne Collins

If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.Terry Pratchett

“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.” -Bill Cosby

 If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

“That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.” - George Carlin