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Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.John Hughes

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.Ron White

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.Chris Rock

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

“We were kissing.I thought: This is good.I thought: I am not bad at this kissing. Not bad at all.I thought: I am clearly the greatest kisser in the history of the universe.

“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.” - Henny Youngman

“Your mail could've waited." Daemon followed me into the kitchen. "What is it? Just books?"Grabbing the OJ from the fridge, I sighed. People who didn't heart books didn't understand.” - Jennifer L. Armentrout

“A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real.” - Harry Styles

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.Bill Hicks

“Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night.""Bite me.” - Rachel Caine

“V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love.” - Jess C. Scott

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